Cardboard Bicycles

An Israeli inventor has figured out how to make a bicycle almost entirely out of cardboard. The cardboard bike will enter mass production in a couple months and will retail for about $20. The bicycle weighs 20 pounds, costs between $9-12 to build, and can hold riders weighing as much as 485 pounds. It is coated with a super secret chemical that will make it both waterproof and fireproof. The bike is perfect for urban areas with high crime rates. Who is going to steal a dorky-looking cardboard bike that’s only worth twenty bucks brand new?